Man submits hilarious McDonald’s application

Here’s a job application that’s sure to make you burst out laughing, thanks to a jobless man who sought employment from a McDonald’s in Florida.

Name: Jeremy Skitt

Sex: Not yet but I’m waiting for the right person.

Desired Position: Reclining. Ha ha. but seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

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Desired Salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. It that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

Education: Yes.

Last Position Held: Target for middle-management hostility.

Salary: Less than I’m worth.

Most Notable Achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

Reason For Leaving: It sucked.

Hours Available To Work: Any.

Referred Hours: 1:30-3:30pm, Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

Do You Have Any Special Skills?: Yes but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

May We Contact Your Current Employer?: If I had one, would I be here?

Do You Have Any Physical Conditions That Would Prohibit You From Lifting Up To 50 LBS?: Of what?

Do You Have A Car?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “do you have a car that runs?”

Have You Received Any Special Awards Or Recognition?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

Do You Smoke?: Only when set on fire.

What Would You Like To Be Doing In Five Years?: Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

Do You Certify That The Above Is True And Complete To The Best Of Your Knowledge?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

Sign Here: Scorpio with Libra rising.

What’s more hilarious is that this too-honest applicant reportedly got hired on the spot.

Source: Bored Daddy

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